Saturday, June 30, 2012
Vehicle Maintenance Energizer (ESB)
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Friday, June 29, 2012
Urgah Lady Gorneesh (Ewoks 1985)
Probably
the most boring figure out of the Ewoks line, since she came with
absolutely no accessories, and in the cartoon she was mainly
relegated to staying in the Dulok camp. However, she is the only
female from this line (of 6 figures), and one of the few females
from the entire vintage line, period.
Why should you get this figure? Five reasons:
1. With only six figures, it’s pretty easy to collect this whole line (yes, I reused this one - again).
2. The closest to having a Tammy Faye action figure that you’ll come to. Except for Ebay.
3. You need someone to ride the king at every opportunity.
4. Every village needs a nag/hag.
5. They never released an Ewoks Kneesah figure, so this is about as girly as it gets.
Backstory:
Urgah was simply the queen of this particular tribe of Duloks (no word on exactly how many there were), and wife to King Gorneesh. She sported a nose ring, which was quite the thing in the 80’s I hear.
Want more? Her Wookieepedia entry
168th in alphabetical order
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Thursday, June 28, 2012
Uncle Gundy (Droids 1985)
Here
we come to another in the Droids line – good for vehicles, so-so
for figures. Today’s installment is Uncle Gundy, uncle to Jann Tosh.
While this figure does come with probably the only uniquely molded
accessory in the Droids line (I think it is a miner’s tool), it
still shows off the atrocious use of purple present in this line as
well. The purple boots are one thing, but the purple hat looks like
something out of a Smurf cartoon viewed while taking acid and having
the tint knob skewed. What? Don’t remember tint knobs? Ask your
parents. At least his belt and vest are in blue.
Want more? His Wookieepedia entry
167th in alphabetical order
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Wednesday, June 27, 2012
Ugnaught (ESB 1980-82)
The
Ugnaught was one of those background characters that enjoyed a
little foreground action, but not much. The figure reflects this with
a tote kit/bag as an accessory, and a removable apron. That’s it.
It came on both ESB and ROTJ cards, and the aprons came in light
purple, blue, and even green. The apron in the movie, however, was
just blue.
Why should you get this figure? Five reasons:
1. He’s so cute – he’s like Babe!
2. Recreate the Wookiee-on-Ugnaught action!
3. Someone needs to man the Bespin playset, even if it is only made of paper.
4. Yo’ mama’s an Ugnaught! Yeah, that’s what I’m talkin’ ‘bout.
5. No one does carbon freezing like an Ugnaught.
Backstory:
Ugnaughts
were either from Umgul or Bespin, but originated on Gentes. When
Cloud City was originally built (a looooong time before ESB) many
Ugnaughts were recruited to build and maintain it. Many of their
descendants still lived on Bespin. When the Empire came many fled,
some were enslaved, and some formed a resistance, sabotaging Cloud
City until the Rebellion came to free the city.
Ugnaughts
are typically dwarf-sized, and live to about 200 years. These are
the little guys Chewbacca fought with to get C-3PO’s limbs back.
Want more? Their Wookieepedia article
166th in alphabetical order
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Tuesday, June 26, 2012
2-1B (ESB 1980-82)
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Monday, June 25, 2012
Twin-Pod Cloud Car (ESB)
Want more? Its Wookieepedia article
164th in alphabetical order
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Sunday, June 24, 2012
Turret & Probot Playset (ESB)
Want more? The Wookiepedia article on the turret. On the Probot.
163rd in alphabetical order
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Saturday, June 23, 2012
Tri-Pod Laser Cannon Toy (ESB)
The
Tri-Pod Laser Cannon was kind of one of the first "mini-rigs" that
came out, beginning in the Empire Strikes Back wave. I say "kind of"
because this, the Vehicle Maintenance Energizer, and the Radar
Laser Cannon are usually not considered mini-rigs. Mini-rigs are
'technically' only considered to be small, one-figure vehicles that
never actually appeared in the movies. Well, that, and the fact that
their boxes said "mini-rig" on them. The Tri-Pod Laser did show up in the movies.
This
was released on an ESB box and later an ROTJ box. The box
accurately depicted both how the accessory was used, and how it was
used in the movie, unlike many other accessories/vehicles. The power
unit attached to the cannon actually opened up and you could put
weapons or small accessories inside. This was a departure from the
movie, but hell, it's a toy.
Why should you own it? Five reasons:
1. BFG. It's a Big F***ING Gun.
2.
You get a helmeted Snowtrooper - already looking cool - behind this
thing, and you have something ultra-cool, like a Jerry Bruckheimer
explosion-filled movie.
3. In a pinch you can use this with your G.I. Joe figures too. Or give it to the Cobras - surprise me.
4.
If your parents were against gun violence, this was the last toy
they would get you. Which, of course, made it the first one you
wanted to get.
5. Goes great with your Millennium Falcon play scene. Did I say play scene? I meant historical diorama.
Backstory:
Barely anything is written on the Tri-Pod, but if you watch The Empire Strikes Back,
right before the Falcon takes off from Hoth, there are Snowtroopers
setting one of these up to hit the Falcon. Now, I would think that
in the time it took them to set it up a few of them could have
rushed the Falcon and done some damage. Of course, I haven't trained
at an Imperial academy, so what do I know. If I believed everything
I saw, I would think that to be a good Cobra soldier you have to
run while firing and screaming "Cobraaaaaaaaa" the whole way.
Want more? Its Wookieepedia article (it's really called an E-Web Heavy repeating Blaster)
162nd in alphabetical order
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Friday, June 22, 2012
Tig Fromm (Droids 1985)
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Thursday, June 21, 2012
TIE Interceptor Vehicle (ROTJ)
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Wednesday, June 20, 2012
TIE Fighter (SW)
This comes a while after the post on the TIE pilot
because it was listed as "Imperial" TIE Fighter Pilot, so that was
back in the I's. Although the Fighter came before the pilot, one
movie before to be exact. So I guess the egg came before the chicken
– or something like that.
The TIE fighter came in
all three boxes, SW, ESB, and ROTJ. However, it initially (and I’m
sure many of you can attest to this) came in white. By the time of
the ROTJ release, though, the color was changed to more of a navy
blue, in keeping with the real color of the ship in the movies. The
ROTJ release also came with “battle damage” decals, just like the
ROTJ release of the X-Wing. Other changes:
-SW release said “TIE Fighter
-ESB release said “Imperial TIE Fighter” (is there any other kind?)
-ROTJ release said “ ‘Battle-Damaged’ Imperial TIE Fighter Vehicle” (got all that?)
The
cockpit opened at the top for one figure. Unfortunately, if you
turned it upside-down that figure often fell out (It’s outerspace!
Make a locking hatch!). A little light on the front lit up red when
you pressed the back panel, which also housed the battery for the
light and sound. Two buttons on either side of the cockpit made the
wings pop off. Wear it down enough and the wings were pretty hard to
keep on. The black stripes of the solar panels had to be applied with
decals.
Why should you own this vehicle? Five reasons:
1. Frickin’ pop-off wings! No longer do you have to manually destroy your toys!
2. Promotes eco-friendliness with those big solar panels.
3. You can have some nice dogfights – even solo – against an X-Wing.
4.
Starting with the first wave of figures, this and the X-Wing were
the only vehicles you could fight with. Not like that pacifist
landspeeder!
5. The Empire is really pushing toward these over the X-Wings. What could go wrong?
Backstory:
Technically
called a TIE/IN Starfighter, they were built by Sienar Fleet
Systems, and became a symbol of the Empire’s effectiveness. TIE
actually stands for Twin Ion Engine, it means of propulsion (although
this explanation never appears on a box from the original Kenner
line). It had two powerful lasers below the front of the cockpit.
To
increase speed and efficiency, the TIE lacks a hyperdrive and
life-support, so pilots had to wear space suits and TIEs had to be in
some sort of carrier ship from system to system. It did have an
ejection seat, but was not often used to the likelihood of getting
destroyed in the craft, and the little time a pilot could survive in
their suit alone. The TIE evolved from earlier starfighter designs,
some seen in Revenge of the Sith.
For the movies,
the TIE fighter was actually inspired by the bow tie shape. They
were mainly white in the first movie because blue screen techniques
couldn’t have them too blue. This is also why R2’s blue panels always
appeared black when in space. By ESB and ROTJ technology had caught
up so the FX teams could make them a more navy blue.
Want more? Its Wookieepedia article
159th in alphabetical order
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Tuesday, June 19, 2012
Thall Joben (Droids 1985)
Why should you get this figure? Five reasons:
Backstory:
Want more? His Wookieepedia article
158th in alphabetical order
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Monday, June 18, 2012
Teebo (ROTJ 1983-84)
Yep,
another Ewok – these guys reproduce like, well, like Ewoks. Teebo
comes with a boar-like cowl, a stone axe, and a satchel that may also
be a horn. In ROTJ, he probably was the most frightening looking
Ewok. Of course, with those black, dead eyes, they can all look a
little scary close-up. He was Wicket's friend in the animated
series, however.
Why should you buy this figure? Five reasons:
1. That toothed-cowl. Kind of menacing.
2. The Ewoks had a lot of stuff – you need figures to man them all.
3. His striped fur reminds you to change your underwear every now and then.
4. Wicket’s best friend! No seriously.
5. You don’t mess with an Ewok with teeth on top of his head.
Backstory:
Teebo
was the son of Warok, and best friends with Wicket. They shared
many adventures together (in the cartoons), and he was also an
apprentice to Logray for some time. He helped the Ewoks in their
battle against the Empire. His cowl was made from the head of a
gurreck, a powerful, four-footed Enor carnivore.
Want more? His Wookieepedia article
157th in alphabetical order
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Sunday, June 17, 2012
Tauntaun (ESB)
The tauntaun – that workhorse, that beast of burden of Hoth. What can I say about the tauntaun? They
smell like plastic, or really bad, depending on if you’re smelling
the toy or a real one (this site does not advocate that tauntauns
are real or unicorns for that matter). The tauntaun
was another beast (as opposed to sentient alien beings) from the Star
Wars universe, one that you could let your figures ride. The only other animal to feature this in the original Kenner toys was the Dewback, which didn’t get nearly the screen time or lines.
156th in alphabetical order
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Saturday, June 16, 2012
Sy Snootles and the Rebo Band Action Figure Set (ROTJ 1983-84)
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Friday, June 15, 2012
Tatooine Skiff Vehicle (POTF 1985)
If you have one of these, congratulations! If you have one unopened in the box, in pristine condition, congratulations – you can now buy a small used car with it! As
I’ve said before on this blog, anything in the POTF line was
naturally rarer, since the line was petering out at that point. A larger vehicle from this line is definitely rarer, and the Tatooine Skiff (not to be confused with the mini Desert Sail Skiff or the even smaller Sand Skimmer) is arguably the rarest vehicle in the original Kenner line.
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Thursday, June 14, 2012
Stormtrooper (SW 1978-79)
Just in time for Halloween: the stormtrooper! Helmeted; white; menacing...unless you're a furry creature about a meter tall.
The
stormtrooper figure is one of the original twelve figures, and the
ultimate army builder. If you are not a hard-core collector, the
term "army builder" means figures that there are many, many of in
that universe. So, while there may only be one Han in the Star Wars
universe, there are a million stormtroopers (actually, it's
estimated that Luke killed about one million Imperials when he blew
up the first death star, making him the biggest killer in the
movies). In the first movie alone there were lord-knows-how-many
stormtroopers shot just by Luke and the gang while trying to get out
of the death star.
The stormtrooper had the
traditional blaster, which was subsequently copied for many of the
other figures in the Star Wars wave. His head couldn't turn, but in
subsequent versions (1990's+) it did. This figure came on all four
cards: SW, ESB, ROTJ, POTF. The figure itself is very close to the
actual stormtrooper detailing.
Why should you own this figure? Five reasons:
1.
As mentioned before, army builder, army builder, army builder. You
shouldn't own one, you should own 10. Check Ebay, there are probably
people selling 10-20 of these at a time.
2. They fall like dominoes in the movies - so get a bunch and have your own stormtrooper domino rally.
3.
The most prevalent figure in the original Star Wars universe.
You're going to get a lot of crap from your friends if you don't get
this one.
4. Like I've mentioned in many a post,
helmeted figures are automatically cool. Having one that looks like a
skull-head is even cooler.
5. Recreate your own
exciting version of the conversation near the death star's tractor
beam: "Must be another drill." Oh, the drama!
Backstory:
Stormtroopers
grew out of the surviving clone troopers that served in the Clone
Wars. By the time of the first movie, about 1/3 of stormtroopers were
from Jango Fett's original DNA, the rest were from other DNA
sources and humans recruited in the traditional manner.
A
stormtroopers armor was made of a plastoid composite fitted over a
black body glove. This gave some protection from blaster shots
(obviously not a lot given the movies' body count) and protection
against most climates. In fact there was a limited air supply built
in and troopers could survive in the vacuum of space for short
periods. The E-11 blaster rifle was standard issue for most troopers
(the one that came with the figure).
When not in
the white armor, stormtroopers wore a black dress uniform, seen
mainly in the first movie aboard the death star. About the only
variation that stormtroopers had were the shoulder pauldrons to show
rank (see the stormtroopers on Tatooine in the first movie),
otherwise the Empire wanted an across-the-board uniform appearance.
The
stormtroopers were a feared force...until Endor. After their defeat
by a handful of Rebels and primitive natives, two things changed.
One, the stormtroopers were no longer seen as such an imposing
force, and two, stormtroopers finally got some camouflaged armor -
white was a glaringly obvious target.
Want more? His Wookieepedia article
153rd in alphabetical order
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