Maybe
Dengar wasn't the most glamorous of figures. Maybe he didn't have
as much play value. But damnit - look at him! He's a man's man. He
doesn't care if you've been out on the trail pushing cattle and you
haven't showered in 8 days. He's been there, man.
Dengar, obviously known as one of the bounty hunters summoned by Vader to hunt down Han Solo and the bunch in The Empire Strikes Back.
Why do you want this figure? Five reasons:
1.
That scowl. You can just imagine that the galactic Time-Life series
"Bounty Hunters," says he once shot a man for snoring too loud.
2. He doesn't need fancy equipment - he's got scavenged armor from a snowtrooper and sandtrooper.
3. He's got the guts to wear said armor in an Imperial star destroyer in front of the second-in-charge Imperial Dark Lord.
4. He's got a big laser rifle. I hear the ladies like that.
5. He's a bounty hunter - you need all of them.
This
figure came on an Empire Strikes Back card and later a Return of
the Jedi card (in the U.S.). Although he had a little more screen
time than some flash-in-the-pan characters, he never had a coin like
that cocky Amanaman!
Backstory:
Dengar once was an acquaintance/rival of Solo's on Corellia when they were younger. In a swoop bike race (see the Wookieepedia if
you don't know that reference) Han flashed Dengar with his burners,
scarring him for life. Dengar thought it was on purpose and set
about getting his revenge on Solo - Episode VI was originally named
"Revenge of Dengar: You Know, That One Bounty Hunter You Saw For 10
Seconds in The Empire Strikes Back." Dengar jumped at the Empire's
offer to hunt down Solo. In the course of doing so, Dengar fell in
love with some native woman and settled down. He also mellowed out
and forgave Han a bit.
His backstory is actually
much more extensive, involving Imperial cybernetic implants and
service to the Empire after his swoop crash. He later defected and
became a bounty hunter, was recaptured by the Empire and given a
choice of death or hunt for them. He was also occasionally recruited
by the Rebellion, and only really knew emotions again (he was kind
of emotionless because of his implants) when the Aruzan woman
Manaroo shared her feelings with him cybernetically. This all
happened in the novels, so let's just pretend he's still a
mysterious Marlboro Man - without all the smoke (the Empire went
smoke-free after it was found that it was almost impossible to wash
out of Vader's cape).
Full story? Wookieepedia article
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Sunday, September 30, 2012
Dengar (ESB 1980-82)
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Saturday, September 29, 2012
Death Star Space Station (SW)
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Friday, September 28, 2012
Death Star Droid (SW 1978-79)
Seen in the first movie in both the Jawa Sandcrawler and the Death Star
(the Death Star one is black), this droid is one of the more
listless figures of the original line. At least the one from the
1990’s line had a mouse droid with it.
It came with
no accessories, and had a shiny metallic finish and a bug-like head.
It was released on cards from all three movies.
Why should you own this figure? Five reasons:
1. If you own the Sandcrawler you need to fill it with as much useless junk as possible, including this figure.
2. A more bureaucratic droid I have never seen.
3. If you have a headless one, and a bodiless C-3PO, they pretty much match.
4. The shiny metallic finish is kind of cool, until you play with it too much and you see the original plastic.
5. Oh, I give up. This figure was booooooring.
Backstory:
This
droid’s official designation is the RA-7 protocol droid. They were
fairly useless droids, but the Imperial Security Bureau used them to
spy on other Imperials. Their limited use, however, caused many an
RA-7 to be disposed of or “lost” by many an Imperial Commander –
which is probably why one was in a Jawa Sandcrawler. There were so
many aboard the first Death Star that they earned the nickname “Death
Star Droid.” The similarity in body to C-3PO probably relates back
to the first film’s limited budget.
Want more? Wookieepedia article
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Thursday, September 27, 2012
Death Squad / Star Destroyer Commander (SW 1978-79); X-mas!
Want more? Wookieepedia article on Star Wars Commanders
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Wednesday, September 26, 2012
Darth Vader's Star Destroyer Action Playset (ESB)
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Tuesday, September 25, 2012
Darth Vader TIE Fighter (SW)
Want more? Wookieepedia article on this vehicle
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Monday, September 24, 2012
Darth Vader Collector's Case (ESB)
RING IN THE NEW YEAR WITH...Dart Vader's head.
What
can I say? A figure carrying case in the likeness of Darth Vader.
holds *about* 31 figures. I use "about" loosely because if you have
the short guys (Wicket, R2, Ugnaught) you're obviously getting more
in. Other, like the Rancor Keeper - forget about it. There was also a
little compartment for accessories. Of course, whenever you open it
up, everything will go all over the place. Each row had a bar to
hold the figures in place, as well as stickers to label them. next
wave comes, however, and they're hopelessly out of date. my favorite
is the paper insert giving you a guideline about where to put which
figures. Give me some credit!
Why should you own this case? Five reasons:
1. The cheapest way to get a huge bust of Darth Vader over your mantel.
2. Less tacky than a velvet Elvis as a wall decoration.
3. Carry your figures man!
4. Quickest way to get pulled out of line by airport security.
5. Better than a grocery bag.
Want more? Darth Vader's Wookieepedia article
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Sunday, September 23, 2012
Darth Vader (SW 1978-79)
We will now dip back into the original twelve with Darth Vader. Like Chewbacca,
the Vader figure had a relatively taller stature, in keeping with
the movies. Also like Chewbacca, Vader was another figure with no
changes (other than the card back) during the entire original Kenner
run. Darth Vader came on the original Star Wars card, ESB, ROTJ,
POTF, and another ROTJ card that had a close-up picture of his
helmet.
Because of manufacturing limitations, and
the desire to be cheap, Vader came with a vinyl cape instead of
cloth or molded plastic like the figures today. The figure is very
much in keeping with the character's appearance, and the only
accessory is a built-in telescoping red lightsaber. Some rare Vaders
exist where the lightsaber telescoped to almost twice its original
length. This proved handy in duels and Sith pornography.
Why should you own this figure? Five reasons:
1. He's Darth freakin' Vader! The man in black. The Lord who won't leave you bored.
2. Come on, who didn't need Vader for the only lightsaber duels from the original trilogy? You had to at least have him fight Obi-Wan.
3.
Despite the lack of accessories, he had the Force. Let your
imagination run wild moving other Star Wars toys and choking other
figures.
4. He had his own dedicated vehicle, and being an anal-retentive young man, I needed only the Vader figure to fly it.
5. Again, Darth Vader. Enough said.
Backstory:
If
you don't know the backstory by now, get a freaking clue. Darth
Vader was Anakin Skywalker, the seemingly immaculately conceived
whiny child born to Schmi Skywalker. He trained in the Jedi order and
forbiddenly fell in love with Senator Amidala. He freaked out over
possibly losing her, and the Emperor (then Senator Palpatine) turned
him to the Dark Side. Shortly afterwards he was wounded in a
lightsaber duel with Obi-Wan and was forced to wear his black
cybernetic suit. During this same time Amidala gave birth to their
twins, Luke and Leia. Vader ruled the Empire as second-in-charge,
while Luke and Leia grew up and joined the Rebel Alliance. Vader
killed Obi-Wan. Luke eventually dueled his father, and brought him
back to the light, but not before mortally wounding him (or that was
the Emperor's Sith lightning - up for debate). Anakin joined the
ghosts of Obi-Wan and Yoda.
About the only important
part most people haven't heard is that there is debate over whether
Palpatine is actually Anakin's father. Maybe he or his mentor Darth
Plagueis used those life-giving powers to conceive Anakin without
actually doing the dirty deed. This is mostly fan speculation, and
nothing from LucasFilm has been proposed to support this.
After Han and Leia have kids in the later novels, they name their third child Anakin.
Full story (and it's a long one)? Wookieepedia article
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Saturday, September 22, 2012
Dagobah Action Playset (ESB)
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Friday, September 21, 2012
Creature Cantina Action Playset (SW)
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Thursday, September 20, 2012
Cloud City Playset (ESB)
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Wednesday, September 19, 2012
Cloud Car Pilot (ESB 1980-82)
The Pilot came with the same blaster pistol as the TIE Pilot, so they must have the same wholesaler. He also came with…catch your breath…a commlink! Often mentioned but never accessorized until now! Whew! The figure came out on both ESB and ROTJ cards, and, as you'll notice from the pciture, an offer for a mail-away Ackbar.
Why should you own this figure? Five reasons:
1. Gave you hope that you would own a Cloud Car some day.
2. Gave you hope that you would get another one just like it – “But Dad, the Car needs two Pilots!”
Backstory:
There is no real backstory on the Car pilots, but since the Car was produced on Bespin for Bespin atmospheric use, it is presumable that the pilots were hired/recruited in Cloud City, trained, and sent out to patrol the City. For more info, check out the Twin-Pod Cloud Car entry.
Want more? Wookieepedia article
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Tuesday, September 18, 2012
Chief Chirpa (ROTJ 1983-84)
Hey,
we had to get to the Ewoks sometime. After all, there were eight
figures - yes eight figures - in the original line, as well as a
playset and at least 3 vehicle/accessories dedicated to them (4 if
you include a speeder bike). Chirpa came on a ROTJ card only. Side
note: on early ROTJ figures, the Ewoks were often blacked out to
conceal the "surprise" until the movie came out.
Chief
Chirpa is just one of fuzzy little Stormtrooper-killing machines.
Yes, they had clubs and crude spears, yet somehow they took out
trained soldiers with blasters and battle armor. Maybe one of them
watched Imperial manuevers secretly and trained from that, kind of
like Splinter from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. They obviously knew enough to take down a few AT-STs, including one from a deleted scene.
Why should you own this figure? Five reasons:
1. He's the chief. Do you get She's the Sheriff figures and not get Suzanne Somers?
2.
In all seriousness, the figure is molded pretty accurately to what
the character was, from the hood to the command staff (shout-out to
Admiral Ackbar!).
3. There is a whole frickin' Ewok playset - someone has to be in charge.
4. Those dark, dark eyes that you can just lose yourself in.
5. "Yub nub!" Those two words strike fear in the heart of any stormtroo, no, ha-ha, tee-hee, I just can't say it.
Backstory:
Much of the Ewoks
cartoons can, and often are, taken as canon, but we know that the
Chief had a wife (Ra-Lee) and two daughters, Kneesaa and Asha. The
two Ewok Adventure movies are often considered canon as well, since
they could have happened before the events in ROTJ - just pretend
that the evil witch is using the Force to create illusions instead
of "magic."
Chirpa's reign saw the arrival of the
Imperials, and the Ewoks alliance with the Rebels. Not much has been
said about the Ewoks post-ROTJ, but presumably they settled into a
more peaceful existence, and some of their tribe have been known to
travel the stars in the novels.
Want more? His Wookieepedia article
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Monday, September 17, 2012
Chewbacca Bandolier Strap (ROTJ)
What
do you want for Christmas?! You're such a geek, you want to wear
your Star Wars heart on your sleeve. Well, how about your chest? Yes,
you've got it, the Chewbacca Bandolier Strap, which conveniently
carries your figures where any bully or two-bit thief can rip them
right off your person!
The Strap is a loving sort-of,
kind-of, re-creation of Chewbacca's bandolier, but made to carry
your action figures. Even Chewbacca's two compartments that say
"Return of the Jedi" for your weapons and accessories are on here.
Oh, wait, Chewbacca's real bandolier probably didn't say that.
Chewbacca probably wouldn't have approved of some grinning 5
year-old wearing it either.
Why should you get the strap? Five reasons:
1. Using your hands to carry your figures is just so damn inconvenient, and using your mouth just leaves a plasticky taste.
2. The foam holding your figures in won't wear out for at least, um, right about now.
3. Two compartments for your guns, command batons, and loose limbs!
4. That blonde kid on the box will be sent back to the orphanage if not enough are sold.
5.
Does it really matter which figure holder you get? None of them
seem to fit those fat guys, Rancor Keeper and Gamorrean Guard,
anyway.
Backstory:
Yes,
there's a backstory. Okay, there's really not a backstory. In the
movie Chewbacca's bandolier was a belt of power cells for his
bowcaster, and possibly other blaster weapons.
Full story? Wookieepedia article on Chewbacca
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Sunday, September 16, 2012
Chewbacca (SW 1978-79)
Alas,
poor Chewbacca. He's the only major figure that never got another
outfit or any changes to his figure during the entire original run.
It wasn't until the 1990's that Hasbro started making "Chewbacca as
Boushh's Prisoner," "Chewbacca on Hoth," or "Chewbacca with Farrah
Fawcett-like hair." Nope, in the original run we just get Chewbacca
with the slicked-back fur, and a bowcaster gun that doesn't even
have a crossbar.
Chewie came on the original
12-figure Star Wars back, where the figures were drawings instead of
pictures of the actual toys. Even the TIE fighter and X-Wing
pictured seem a little distorted due to the concept drawings and not
photos. Look closely at the descriptions for those two vehicles -
did "Laser Light" really need to be trademarked? Oh, and don't
forget to send away for the exciting figure stand!
Chewie
also came on an ESB card, 2 ROTJ cards (one with original picture
and one with a picture from Endor), and a Power of the Force card
with coin.
Why should you own him? Five reasons:
1. One of the tallest figures in the original line - crush those scrawny Stormtroopers.
2. Who else is going to sit in the co-pilot's seat in your Millennium Falcon? Luke? This ain't like dusting crops boy!
3.
Relive the exciting conclusion to Empire Strikes Back where Chewie
desperately tries to ignore the fact that Lando is wearing Han's
clothes.
4. Lord your ownership of this figure over your wimpy Ewok-owning friends.
5. You owe it to Chewie since the medal-snub at the end of Star Wars.
Backstory:
Chewbacca
was a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk (that's no typo - it really
is 3 Y's). His father was Attichitcuk, his son Lumpawaroo, and his
wife Mallatobuck. Between his adventures with Han he got to see his
family, but he was devoted to Han because of his Life Debt to him.
Chewie incurred this life debt after Han (an Imperial Lieutenant at
the time) saved him from being killed by Han's superior officer. The
two escaped together, living the life of smugglers and eventually
hooking up with the Rebel Alliance.
Chewbacca's home life was explored a little more deeply in the atrocious Star Wars Holiday Special
that ran once on CBS November 17, 1978. In it, Han tries to get
Chewie home for the Wookiee "Life Day," while we mostly see Chewie's
family doing stuff at home. It was only shown once, and was later
denounced by Lucas, but many of the factual elements were kept for
Chewbacca's biography in the official novels and comics. There are
usually bootlegs sold on Ebay, and downloadable video on the web if
you look.
Unfortunately, around 25 years after the
Battle of Yavin (the first Star Wars movie) Chewbacca was killed by a
falling moon while saving the inhabitants of Sernpidal and Han and
Leia's son Anakin. Han blamed Anakin for Chewie's death, but later
came to the conclusion that nothing could have been done. Poor
Chewie - first no medal and then he has a moon fall on him.
More? His Wookieepedia article
30th in alphabetical order
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Saturday, September 15, 2012
CAP-2 Captivator (ESB)
The
CAP-2 "captivator" was another mini-rig not found in the movies,
but put out to give kids a cheap one-figure vehicle to play with,
extending the original line. The CAP-2 was another unique design (they
weren't all that way). Suction-cup legs for climbing on...windows? A
pivoting front blaster; a bubble-cockpit; two front pincer arms;
and a rear capturing device that could hold a captured figure. This
was operated by a little knob on top.
Like many
mini-rigs, if you didn't have the box, or didn't hear about it
previously, there is probably no way you'd know this was a Star Wars
vehicle. It does have some Imperial-type design reminiscent of
maybe a probe droid, but nothing that strikes it as definitely Star
Wars-ish. For a long time as a child, I thought it was used for
window washing around Cloud City.
Why should you get this vehicle? Five reasons:
1. Unique. Suction-cups: what the f--- is up with that?
2. That shade of gun-metal grey. Cool.
3. The picture on the box is another example of Kenner ambiguity. So the Hoth rebel is captured on Cloud City by Bossk and turned over to the Empire? What?
4.
I always assumed (having not had the box) that it was a maintenance
vehicle for Cloud City. It always amused me that they would have
made a mundane window washer vehicle.
5. Perfect for dentists - one of the pincer claws looks just like a tooth scraper.
Backstory:The
CAP-2 is one of those rare mini-rigs that was not glimpsed in the
movies, even in some other function, and does not have a larger,
equivalent, vehicle. It is said that this ship was used by Bossk, but
this is based only on the box picture. It could easily be a vehicle
used in the Star Wars universe, but has not shown in any works
considered canon.
29th in alphabetical order
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Friday, September 14, 2012
Cantina Adventure Set (SW)
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Thursday, September 13, 2012
Bossk (ESB 1980-82)
Do
you remember that scene at the beginning of "Starman" where the
alien is growing his clone body, and while in the infant stage it
looks rather...alien? It kind of looks like Bossk. Not orange like
Lady Marmalade here, but rather similarly mongoloid.
Bossk
is yet another in our long line of bounty hunters, but you know
what they say - "If you ain't Boba Fett, you don't have no lines."
Bossk's big turn in the movies was standing rather still on the deck
of a Super Star Destroyer while Darth Vader tasked him (and others)
to hunt down Solo and the gang. Wait - he did have a line - he kind
of hissed.
Bossk's head is actually a repainted
alien mask from the Cantina scene, in case you're wondering why it
looks rather familiar. Throw on some scaly arms, a capri-pant
flightsuit, and you've got yourself a bounty hunter! Bossk comes
with a rifle that is held by the forward handle - a unique weapon
for um, ah, a unique guy. The figure came in both ESB and ROTJ
packaging.
Why should you own this figure? Five reasons:
1. Bounty hunter. 'Nuff said.
2. Anyone who actually hunts down Wookiees has some balls. Show him some love.
3. Tied with Jabba for ugliest mug in the Star Wars trilogy.
4. Stylish flight suit; elegant lines.
5. Looks a lot like Lord Voldemort minus the cloak.
Backstory:
Bossk
is a Trandoshan, who when born, ate his hatchmates. Quite the
beginning. He went on to hunt Wookiees for the Empire (and sport) become
a bounty hunter, and lead the Bounty Hunter's Guild (while
fractioning it). He clashed and worked with other bounty hunters from
time to time, including Zuckuss and Boba Fett. His last appearance
was in a jail on a space station being attacked by the Yuuzhan Vong
(a later antagonizing race). No word on if he survived.
Want more? His Wookieepedia article
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