

Here     we come to another in the Droids line – good for vehicles, so-so for     figures. Today’s installment is Uncle Gundy, uncle to Jann Tosh.  While    this figure does come with probably the only uniquely molded   accessory   in the Droids line (I think it is a miner’s tool), it still   shows off   the atrocious use of purple present in this line as well.   The purple   boots are one thing, but the purple hat looks like   something out of a   Smurf cartoon viewed while taking acid and having   the tint knob skewed.   What? Don’t remember tint knobs? Ask your   parents. At least his belt  and  vest are in blue.
Why should you own this figure?  Five reasons:
1. So few in the Droids line -  collect them all.
2. Your Uncle Morty might like a figure  like him.
3.    Have proof that someone with an actually less  than perfect physique    exists in Star Wars. Except for those mutilated  cyborg folk. And the Rancor  Keeper.  And the Gamorrean  Guards.
4. So few old people in Star Wars -  collect them all!
5.    Gundy? With a name like that it's  gotta be goo...oh who am I  kidding?   This figure bites. Yo mama. And her  dog. You know, your  sister.
Backstory:
Gundy     (Tosh?) was a miner on the planet Tyne’s Horky. He specifically mined     nergon-14, an unstable substance used in Imperial proton torpedos.    After  his nephew, Jann Tosh, bought droids C-3PO and R2 (and another    that  turned out to be alien Kez-Iban) he was caught in a cave-in. The    alien  Kez-Iban rescued him, and eventually turned out to be a deposed    prince.  He and his cohorts had a run in with a criminal, who they ran    off the  planet. The criminal left behind a valuable mine, however,    which made  Gundy a rich man.
Want more? His Wookieepedia entry
167th in alphabetical order
Want more? His Wookieepedia entry
167th in alphabetical order
 
 


1 comment:
That accessory is Ree Yees' weapon in black. Not unique, unfortunately
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