...with Imperial Blaster Pistol and Rifle!
Now,
granted, I'm sure, in a TIE fighter, just like our current fighter
pilots, they carry some kind of firearm. However, do you honestly think
they are carrying the blaster pistol and a rifle? My guess is that
Imperials would cut down on costs by giving them one small firearm,
considering most of what they do IS IN SPACE! Do you think the
conversation with command is going to go like this:
Pilot: "Yeah, my TIE is disabled, so I'll just wait here until pick-up after the battle."
Command: "Eject, and start firing with all those guns we included."
Pilot: "Sorry Command, last message sounded funny, could you repeat?"
Command: "Eject and start firing at those Rebels!"
Pilot:
"You do understand that I could maybe get one shot off, any firearm
would likely be ineffective against a vehicle designed to go into combat
and withstand the rigors of space, and the one shot I do get off would likely cause me to go spinning off into deep space because of the laws of momentum."
Command: "Eject and..."
Pilot: "Sorry - radio just got shot out, can't receive any more."
Like all the initial POTF2 figures, the TIE Pilot is a bit beefier than his picture, otherwise it is an accurate portrayal.
Five reasons to get this figure:
1. Cooler than a Stormtrooper - gets to wear black.
2.
More dangerous job than a Stormtrooper. Not only are you in space
battle without shields, if you eject safely you're still wearing an
all-black uniform IN SPACE. What rescue ship is going to see that?
3. Land, pop out of ship with huge gun in each hand.
3. Wear black, fly black ship, hang out with eco-crowd because you have solar panels.
4. Gets to slap people with black gloves.
5. 15 minutes of combat, maybe once a week. Oh, yeah.
Backstory:
Only
ten percent of recruits that joined the TIE pilot program actually
made it into the TIE fighter corp. Others were dispersed to do other
military functions. TIE pilots had a full life-support system
uniform, because TIE fighters didn’t actually have life-support.
Unlike a ship such as an X-Wing, TIEs were ferried to their location
by a supporting ship, like a Star Destroyer, so their actual flying
time tended to be short. However, if they were shot down, their
survival tended to be minimal, thus they were normally not given
personal weapons or rations.
In the subsequent
novels, there were a couple of TIE pilots that got a few pages,
Baron Soontir Fel, and a TIE pilot that crashed during the original
Battle of Yavin. He was discovered years later by Han and Leia’s
kids when Luke founded a Jedi Academy on Yavin. Obviously inspired by
those Japanese soldiers on remote islands that thought WWII was still
going on for years.
Want the full story? Wookieepedia article
Wednesday, March 13, 2013
TIE Fighter Pilot [1995, POTF2]
Posted by Ben at 3:14 AM
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