Saturday, June 30, 2012
Vehicle Maintenance Energizer (ESB)
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Friday, June 29, 2012
Urgah Lady Gorneesh (Ewoks 1985)


Probably
     the most boring figure out of the Ewoks line, since she came with  
   absolutely no accessories, and in the cartoon she was mainly 
relegated     to staying in the Dulok camp. However, she is the only 
female from  this    line (of 6 figures), and one of the few females 
from the entire   vintage   line, period.
Why should you get this figure? Five  reasons:
1. With only six figures, it’s pretty easy to  collect this whole line (yes, I reused this one - again).
2. The  closest to having a Tammy Faye action figure that you’ll come to.   Except for Ebay.
3. You need someone to ride the king at every  opportunity.
4. Every village needs a nag/hag.
5. They  never released an Ewoks Kneesah figure, so this is about as girly as it  gets.
Backstory:
Urgah was simply the  queen of this particular tribe of Duloks (no word on exactly how many  there were), and wife to King  Gorneesh. She sported a nose ring, which was quite the thing in the  80’s I hear.
Want more?  Her Wookieepedia  entry
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Thursday, June 28, 2012
Uncle Gundy (Droids 1985)


Here
     we come to another in the Droids line – good for vehicles, so-so 
for     figures. Today’s installment is Uncle Gundy, uncle to Jann Tosh.
  While    this figure does come with probably the only uniquely molded 
  accessory   in the Droids line (I think it is a miner’s tool), it 
still   shows off   the atrocious use of purple present in this line as 
well.   The purple   boots are one thing, but the purple hat looks like 
  something out of a   Smurf cartoon viewed while taking acid and having
   the tint knob skewed.   What? Don’t remember tint knobs? Ask your   
parents. At least his belt  and  vest are in blue.
Want more? His Wookieepedia entry
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Wednesday, June 27, 2012
Ugnaught (ESB 1980-82)


The
     Ugnaught was one of those background characters that enjoyed a  
little    foreground action, but not much. The figure reflects this with
  a tote    kit/bag as an accessory, and a removable apron. That’s it. 
It  came on    both ESB and ROTJ cards, and the aprons came in light  
purple, blue,  and   even green. The apron in the movie, however, was  
just blue.
Why  should you get this figure? Five reasons:
1. He’s so  cute – he’s like Babe!
2. Recreate the Wookiee-on-Ugnaught  action!
3. Someone needs to man the Bespin  playset, even if it is only made of paper.
4. Yo’ mama’s an  Ugnaught! Yeah, that’s what I’m talkin’ ‘bout.
5. No one does  carbon freezing like an Ugnaught.
Backstory:
Ugnaughts
     were either from Umgul or Bespin, but originated on Gentes. When   
Cloud   City was originally built (a looooong time before ESB) many   
Ugnaughts   were recruited to build and maintain it. Many of their   
descendants  still  lived on Bespin. When the Empire came many fled,   
some were  enslaved,  and some formed a resistance, sabotaging Cloud   
City until the  Rebellion  came to free the city.
Ugnaughts
 are   typically  dwarf-sized, and  live to about 200 years. These are 
the   little guys  Chewbacca fought with  to get C-3PO’s limbs back.
Want more?  Their Wookieepedia  article
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Tuesday, June 26, 2012
2-1B (ESB 1980-82)
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Monday, June 25, 2012
Twin-Pod Cloud Car (ESB)
Want more? Its Wookieepedia article
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Sunday, June 24, 2012
Turret & Probot Playset (ESB)
Want more? The Wookiepedia article on the turret. On the Probot.
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Saturday, June 23, 2012
Tri-Pod Laser Cannon Toy (ESB)

The
     Tri-Pod Laser Cannon was kind of one of the first "mini-rigs" that 
   came  out, beginning in the Empire Strikes Back wave. I say "kind of"
    because  this, the Vehicle Maintenance Energizer, and the Radar 
Laser    Cannon are  usually not considered mini-rigs. Mini-rigs are    
'technically' only  considered to be small, one-figure vehicles that    
never actually appeared  in the movies. Well, that, and the fact that   
 their boxes said  "mini-rig" on them. The Tri-Pod Laser did  show up in the movies.
This
    was released on an ESB box and later  an ROTJ box. The box 
accurately    depicted both how the accessory was  used, and how it was 
used in the    movie, unlike many other  accessories/vehicles. The power
 unit  attached   to the cannon actually  opened up and you could put 
weapons  or small   accessories inside. This  was a departure from the 
movie, but  hell, it's   a toy.
Why should you own it?  Five reasons:
1.  BFG.  It's a Big F***ING Gun.
2.
    You get a helmeted Snowtrooper -  already looking cool - behind this
    thing, and you have something  ultra-cool, like a Jerry Bruckheimer 
   explosion-filled movie.
3.  In a pinch you can use this with your G.I. Joe figures too.  Or give it  to the Cobras - surprise me.
4.
    If your parents were against gun  violence, this was the last toy  
they   would get you. Which, of course,  made it the first one you  
wanted to   get.
5. Goes great with your  Millennium Falcon play scene.  Did I say play scene?  I meant historical  diorama.
Backstory:
Barely  anything is written on the Tri-Pod, but if you watch The Empire Strikes Back,
    right before  the Falcon takes off from Hoth, there are Snowtroopers
    setting one of  these up to hit the Falcon. Now, I would think that 
in    the time it took  them to set it up a few of them could have 
rushed  the   Falcon and done  some damage. Of course, I haven't trained
 at an    Imperial academy, so  what do I know. If I believed everything
 I saw, I    would think that to be  a good Cobra soldier you have to 
run while    firing and screaming  "Cobraaaaaaaaa" the whole way.
Want more?  Its  Wookieepedia article (it's really called an E-Web Heavy repeating  Blaster)
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Friday, June 22, 2012
Tig Fromm (Droids 1985)
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Thursday, June 21, 2012
TIE Interceptor Vehicle (ROTJ)
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Wednesday, June 20, 2012
TIE Fighter (SW)

This  comes a while after the post on the TIE  pilot
    because it was listed as "Imperial" TIE Fighter Pilot, so  that was 
   back in the I's. Although the Fighter came before the pilot,  one 
movie    before to be exact. So I guess the egg came before the chicken 
 – or    something like that.
The TIE fighter came in 
all three  boxes,    SW, ESB, and ROTJ. However, it initially (and I’m 
sure many of  you  can   attest to this) came in white. By the time of 
the ROTJ release,    though,  the color was changed to more of a navy 
blue, in keeping with    the real  color of the ship in the movies. The 
ROTJ release also came    with  “battle damage” decals, just like the 
ROTJ release of the X-Wing.    Other  changes:
-SW release said “TIE Fighter
-ESB release said  “Imperial TIE Fighter” (is there any other kind?)
-ROTJ release said “  ‘Battle-Damaged’ Imperial TIE Fighter Vehicle” (got all that?)
The
     cockpit opened at the top for one figure. Unfortunately, if you   
turned   it upside-down that figure often fell out (It’s outerspace!   
Make a   locking hatch!). A little light on the front lit up red when   
you pressed   the back panel, which also housed the battery for the   
light and sound.   Two buttons on either side of the cockpit made the   
wings pop off. Wear   it down enough and the wings were pretty hard to  
 keep on. The black   stripes of the solar panels had to be applied with
   decals.
Why should you own this vehicle? Five  reasons:
1. Frickin’ pop-off wings! No longer do you have  to manually destroy your toys!
2. Promotes eco-friendliness with  those big solar panels.
3. You can have some nice dogfights –  even solo – against an X-Wing.
4.
    Starting with the first wave of  figures, this and the X-Wing were  
the   only vehicles you could fight  with. Not like that pacifist   
landspeeder!
5. The Empire is really  pushing toward these over the X-Wings. What could go wrong?
Backstory:
Technically
    called a  TIE/IN Starfighter, they were built by Sienar Fleet  
Systems,   and became a  symbol of the Empire’s effectiveness. TIE  
actually  stands  for Twin Ion  Engine, it means of propulsion (although
  this  explanation  never appears  on a box from the original Kenner  
line). It  had two  powerful lasers  below the front of the cockpit.
To
   increase  speed and efficiency,  the TIE lacks a hyperdrive and   
life-support, so  pilots had to wear  space suits and TIEs had to be in 
  some sort of  carrier ship from system  to system. It did have an   
ejection seat, but  was not often used to the  likelihood of getting   
destroyed in the craft,  and the little time a  pilot could survive in  
 their suit alone. The TIE  evolved from earlier  starfighter designs,  
 some seen in Revenge of the  Sith.
For the  movies, 
the TIE   fighter was actually inspired by  the bow tie shape. They  
were mainly   white in the first movie because  blue screen techniques  
couldn’t have   them too blue. This is also why  R2’s blue panels always
  appeared  black  when in space. By ESB and ROTJ  technology had caught
 up  so the  FX  teams could make them a more navy  blue.
Want more?  Its  Wookieepedia article
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Tuesday, June 19, 2012
Thall Joben (Droids 1985)
Why should you get this figure? Five reasons:
Backstory:
Want more? His Wookieepedia article
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Monday, June 18, 2012
Teebo (ROTJ 1983-84)



Yep,
     another Ewok – these guys reproduce like, well, like Ewoks. Teebo  
  comes  with a boar-like cowl, a stone axe, and a satchel that may also
    be a  horn. In ROTJ, he probably was the most frightening looking 
Ewok.    Of  course, with those black, dead eyes, they can all look a 
little    scary  close-up. He was Wicket's friend in the animated 
series,  however.
Why  should you buy this figure? Five reasons:
1. That  toothed-cowl. Kind of menacing.
2. The Ewoks had a lot of stuff –  you need figures to man them all.
3. His striped fur reminds you  to change your underwear every now and then.
4. Wicket’s best  friend! No seriously.
5. You don’t mess with an Ewok with teeth  on top of his head.
Backstory:
Teebo
    was  the son of Warok, and best friends with Wicket. They shared 
many     adventures together (in the cartoons), and he was also an 
apprentice   to   Logray for some time. He helped the Ewoks in their 
battle against   the   Empire. His cowl was made from the head of a 
gurreck, a  powerful,    four-footed Enor carnivore.
Want more?  His Wookieepedia article
157th  in alphabetical order
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Sunday, June 17, 2012
Tauntaun (ESB)

The  tauntaun – that workhorse, that beast of burden of Hoth.   What can I say about the tauntaun?  They
     smell like plastic, or really bad, depending on if you’re smelling 
  the   toy or a real one (this site does not advocate that tauntauns 
are   real   or unicorns for that matter).  The  tauntaun  
was   another beast (as opposed to sentient alien beings) from  the Star
  Wars   universe, one that you could let your figures ride.  The  only other animal to feature this in the original Kenner toys was the Dewback, which didn’t get nearly the screen time or  lines.  
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Saturday, June 16, 2012
Sy Snootles and the Rebo Band Action Figure Set (ROTJ 1983-84)
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Friday, June 15, 2012
Tatooine Skiff Vehicle (POTF 1985)


If  you have one of these, congratulations!  If you  have one unopened in the box, in pristine condition, congratulations –  you can now buy a small used car with it!  As
    I’ve  said before on this blog, anything in the POTF line was   
naturally   rarer, since the line was petering out at that point.  A  larger vehicle from this line is definitely rarer, and the Tatooine  Skiff (not to be confused with the mini Desert Sail Skiff or the even smaller Sand  Skimmer) is arguably the rarest vehicle in the original Kenner line.   
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Thursday, June 14, 2012
Stormtrooper (SW 1978-79)


Just  in time for Halloween: the stormtrooper!  Helmeted; white;  menacing...unless you're a furry creature about a meter tall.
The
     stormtrooper figure is one of the original twelve figures, and the 
    ultimate army builder. If you are not a hard-core collector, the 
term     "army builder" means figures that there are many, many of in 
that     universe. So, while there may only be one Han in the Star Wars 
universe,     there are a million stormtroopers (actually, it's 
estimated that  Luke    killed about one million Imperials when he blew 
up the first  death   star,  making him the biggest killer in the 
movies). In the  first movie   alone  there were lord-knows-how-many 
stormtroopers shot  just by Luke   and the  gang while trying to get out
 of the death star.
The    stormtrooper  had the 
traditional blaster, which was subsequently  copied   for many of  the 
other figures in the Star Wars wave. His head   couldn't  turn, but in  
subsequent versions (1990's+) it did. This   figure came on  all four  
cards: SW, ESB, ROTJ, POTF. The figure itself   is very close  to the  
actual stormtrooper detailing.
Why  should you own this figure?  Five reasons:
1.
    As  mentioned before, army builder, army builder, army builder. You 
    shouldn't own one, you should own 10. Check Ebay, there are probably
     people selling 10-20 of these at a time.
2. They fall like  dominoes in the movies - so get a bunch and have your own stormtrooper  domino rally.
3.
    The most prevalent figure in the original Star  Wars universe. 
You're    going to get a lot of crap from your friends if  you don't get
 this   one.
4.  Like I've mentioned in many a post,  
helmeted figures   are automatically  cool. Having one that looks like a
  skull-head is   even cooler.
5.  Recreate your own 
exciting version  of the   conversation near the death  star's tractor 
beam: "Must be another    drill." Oh, the drama!
Backstory:
Stormtroopers
     grew out of the surviving clone troopers that served in the Clone  
  Wars.  By the time of the first movie, about 1/3 of stormtroopers were
    from  Jango Fett's original DNA, the rest were from other DNA 
sources    and  humans recruited in the traditional manner.
A
 stormtroopers    armor  was made of a plastoid composite fitted over a 
black body  glove.   This  gave some protection from blaster shots 
(obviously not a  lot  given  the  movies' body count) and protection 
against most  climates. In  fact  there  was a limited air supply built 
in and  troopers could  survive in  the  vacuum of space for short 
periods. The  E-11 blaster  rifle was  standard  issue for most troopers
 (the one that  came with the  figure).
When   not in 
the white armor,  stormtroopers wore a  black dress uniform, seen   
mainly in the first  movie aboard the death  star. About the only   
variation that  stormtroopers had were the  shoulder pauldrons to show  
 rank (see the  stormtroopers on Tatooine in  the first movie), 
otherwise   the Empire  wanted an across-the-board  uniform appearance.
The
    stormtroopers were a feared  force...until Endor. After their defeat
 by a    handful of Rebels and  primitive natives, two things changed. 
One,  the   stormtroopers were no  longer seen as such an imposing 
force, and  two,   stormtroopers finally  got some camouflaged armor - 
white was a  glaringly   obvious target.
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