

This    figure represents a case of blatant false advertising, since it says    “Sand People” and there is clearly only one Sand Person in the  package.   I’m still waiting for my lawsuit to make it through the  courts.
A   Sand Person came with a gaffi stick as an accessory  (you know, where  he  stood over Luke and shook it in the air), and a  vinyl cape already  on. A  known variations of the figure are hollow and  solid face tubes  right  below the eyes. The Sand People figure was one  of the original  twelve,  the first wave, and came on SW, ESB, and ROTJ  cards. Its name  was  changed by the ROTJ card to read “Tusken Raider  (Sand People).”
As   a kid, this was always my WTF character, as  in WTF was it? Yes, I knew   it was a Sand Person, but it was kind of  scary looking and I just  didn’t  like it. If there was ever a character  that gave me the creeps  (as much  as the Star Wars movies did) it was  the Sand Person. I don’t  know what  it was, but it might have been  because the 18-minute Super 8  version we  had of the first movie  featured it prominently. Who knows?
Why should you own this figure? Five reasons:
1.  Give that whiny Luke figure the beat-down he deserves.
2. Have  it ride a Bantha, oh wait, that’s right. They never made one for the  original line. But they made a frickin’ dewback!
3. Wait until  C-3PO with removable arms comes out. Remove said arms. Raise gaffi stick  in triumph.
4. Probably the closest you come to a  post-apocalyptic “Road Warrior” type figure from Star Wars.
5.  Combine it with your newer figures and, voila, Anakin Sand People  Slaughter!
Backstory:
Sand    People were an offshoot of a people indigenous to Tatooine for    millennia. When a global disaster struck the planet, this civilization    eventually evolved into Sand People and Jawas. Much later in their    history, after a series of raids which forced out the colonists in the    town of Fort Tusken, the Sand People became known as Tusken Raiders.
Unlike    the Jawas, Sand People disregarded most technology. For attack and    defense they used gaffi sticks, or gaderffii. They do occasionally    gather enough metal scrap to make rifles, however. These can be seen in    SW and Episode I. Sand People stay covered from head to toe to keep in    moisture and protect them from the harsh desert climate. They roam in    small tribes, and domesticate native banthas for transportation. Like    the Jawas, they subsist mainly on native hubba gourds for nutrition  and   hydration.
About the only things that Sand People truly  fear are   krayt dragons, a large carnivore indigenous to Tatooine. In  fact, the   howl that Obi-wan makes in the first movie to scare the Sand  People was  a  krayt dragon roar. The skeleton that C-3PO passes in the  desert was   that of a krayt dragon (the prop of which was left there  and is still   there today).
Want more?  The Tusken Raider  Wookieepedia entry
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Saturday, March 26, 2011
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One of the earliest ethical dilemmas I believe I ever had was finding a half-open Sand People action figure package in the toy store. I couldn't have been more than 7 or 8. Now, at home I had a Sand People figure already BUT I'd lost his gaffi stick. All I had to do was stick my finger in the bubble and pop out the one taped inside. No one was around. And I didn't do it. Huh. Go figure.
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